For some weeks I had taken against my basket. I don't know why. It was just that my blankie seemed better. But for the last few nights, I have started to really enjoy my basket, nestled under the radiator. Last night, I was curled up inside it in a perfect circle and enjoying a few moments of deep sleep.
Suddenly I jumped awake and she was looming over me, with her face really close - just staring.
I was horrified. She said: Oh, sorry Marley. It was just that you stopped snoring almost 20 minutes ago and I just wanted to check that you were still breathing.
I don't snore, you psycho, I said.
It sounds like a steam engine coming through she said, ignorning me.
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You clearly need to have words old chum. It's not that you're too loud, it's that _she_ has super sensitive hearing that needs to be addressed. I would suggest lying on her pillow and shoving the tip of your tail into an ear. That'll have the added effect of giving you somewhere nice and comfy to nap AND reduce the noise impact by at least 50%.
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