Acting up

She's gone out. Before she went she said, I am out all day today Marley. We are off to Cambridge to the pantomime. I have left you two meals - don't snaffle it all in one go.

Then she started all that running up and down stairs, muttering that weird catchphrase of hers 'where did I put my.....'

Here's what she was wearing:

Shorts, tights, boots, punk rock hoodie, red mittens, fur coat, fluffy collar. Hair all sticky outy. Lopsided make up. Suddenly I realised - she is IN the pantomime.