She just left. Put on a fur coat and said I am off to the burlesque cabaret. Now, while I am there, Marley, I will probably be talent scouted, so I am not sure if I will be back at all. I will probably be appearing in Berlin this time next week, showcasing my 19 inch waist. I will try to find you a good new home but you never know. You might end up in the feline equivalent of Dotheboys Hall'.
I had no idea what she was talking about, so I just stared.
Oh, she said, as she left. Try not to spread your legs so wide when I am out. It's not attractive and they might get stuck like that.
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Did she come back, Marley? Or should we expect postcards from Berlin?
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