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I met a funny looking beast with a bushy tail on the patio yesterday. We sat down and stared at each other for rather a long time. He had pleasant whiskers and an interesting face and I just couldn't stop staring. He felt the same about me I could tell, and I hoped he hadn't noticed the pink collar and got the wrong idea.

It was all quite relaxing. That is until Mealticket flung open the back door screaming 'get away from that fox you stupid animal' and the party was broken up.

She gets very jealous when I try to make new friends.