Two dinners

I had two dinners last night. A fish course followed by a meat course. I don't eat vegetables. Or fruit come to that. Both are for girls.

Anyway, I was telling you about my escape plans. After exhausting myself on making my Britney rainfall note, I woke up some time later in a confused state. I seemed to be lying in a warm nest of shredded paper and it took some time to locate the note. Disaster! In my sleep I had drooled all over it and it fell apart in my paws. All that hard work for nothing. I was shattered with the disappointment and rolled into a ball. I fell into a dreamless sleep.