Banged up

Sorry. I fell asleep and woke up 19 hours later with drool on the keyboard. I was trying to get to the bit of the story that explained how I moved in with this new bird.

I couldn’t believe it. I had evaded the law for so long and here I was, banged up without trial and kept in a windowless cell with primitive toilet facilities. I was forced to eat drug laced food. If I refused the food, they injected it into my leg. Sometimes I ate the food and they still injected me. They were always one step ahead of me with their clever games. They tried the old 'good cop/bad cop' routine. Sometimes it was all kind words and petting. Then they would begin prodding and poking me. Every now and then a strange man came in and put a thing in my bottom without warming it up first. The whole system was set up to break me down and make me renounce my ways.

Oh, hold on. She's rattling some saucepans. It must be dinner time.