Spew with a view

I ate some lunch - just a little - and then she put me in the shower and gave me the full works, with shampoo and massage. It wasn't too bad. Now she is watching my every move counting down to the inevitable upchuck. She has just shampooed and steamed the carpet, so it's spreading out in front of me like a wonderful clean canvas. 'School of Jackson Pollock' is what she calls my work... I don't know what it means but it makes me sound educated.