No longer a fur bum

I may have taken my bottom fetish to an extreme. I was having my tummy groomed when suddenly she gasped quite loudly. 'Oh my god, Marley. What have you done to your bits and bobs? You've pulled out all your fur. You've given yourself a BRAZILIAN!'

Not wanting to show my ignorance I just lay there. She obviously wasn't referring to football. I was aware that it was quite chilly down below. Now she has told me I have to see the doctor this afternoon to talk through my self harming issues.

That should be fun...