Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Night-time emissions

We haven't talked about what happened on the sofa yesterday, but she was obviously unsettled because she got up in the middle of the night to make a cup of tea. When she took it back to bed I silently followed her upstairs and jumped up on the bed and fell asleep. There was no touching.

When we woke up again, she looked at her 'vintage' (aka second hand) eiderdown and complained that I had drooled all over it. She couldn't look me in the eyes and stormed off to take it to the dry cleaners. When she came back she waved the receipt under my nose and said, you owe me 25 pounds.

She's quite attractive when she's cross.

I ate a whole tin of food in one go.

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