Velvet revolution

I've got a lovely new collar! It's black velvet with real diamonds in it. She gave me a deep massage shampoo, a towel dry, a brush through and a combing and then snapped on the new collar.

There, she said. I know you have a bit of a velvet fetish and this black collar really looks good with your fur. You are the handsomest chap in the garden, you really are.

I quickly looked around the garden. There WERE no other chaps there.