Monday, 23 March 2009

Is it legal

For humans to go away and leave cats in the house alone for a whole weekend? A strange lady came into the house to give me my tea on Saturday and my breakfast on Sunday. I hid upstairs and watched her through the banisters.

When she came home on Sunday she was rosy cheeked and windswept. That's not a good look on her. She was all lovey dovey and chased me around so she could give me little squeezes behind my ear. It was pathetic really.

So, I got around to planning my revenge and today I went out for six whole hours. I found a nice spot under a shed down the road and I sat out a heavy rainstorm. She called and I just listened. Eventually I returned like a hero and got two of the best flavour pouches for tea.

Prawns. Then beef.

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